Legend (1985)

Before Tom Cruise: The Action Franchise, there was Tom Cruise: The Forest Elf. Legend is part dark fairytale, part perfume commercial — complete with glowing unicorns, Tim Curry as Satan himself, and fog machines working overtime.

It’s beautiful nonsense in the best way. The visuals are stunning, the dialogue’s unhinged, and Tim Curry’s performance could power a small planet.

Sinister, sparkly, and soaked in glitter. A cult classic fever dream.