Labyrinth (1986)

David Bowie. That’s it. That’s the review.

Okay fine — Labyrinth is an 80s fever dream filled with puppets, glitter, and life lessons about responsibility, friendship, and not taking goblin kings with amazing hair too seriously. It’s weird, whimsical, and slightly terrifying in the way only 80s kids’ movies could get away with.

Bewildering. Bedazzled. Bowie. An unholy masterpiece of weirdness.

Rating: 🧤🎶👑🌀🪞